Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Coming soon to a Store near you it's Maturity. That's right with Maturity you too can face life's problems and situations and come out looking like a better person. Maturity will also help you to land a job, make friends and yes even the ability to Date members of the opposite sex. So pick up your bottle of Maturity soon because you need it.

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Boy I wish I had one of them Doomsday Machines-Buck Turgidson