Monday, July 03, 2006

Baby I'm back and I'm ready to go.

First time

I found this funny (I don't know why)

My First Time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Mood: Anxious but good since it's Christmas Eve (Yay!)

CD Playing: Katamari Damacy Soundtrack

Track Playing: Lonely Rolling Star



Ummmmm ok

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Wimp Lo: He's an outsider have you seen him before?

Ling: *shakes head no* well twice.

This ride is closed due to weather conditions. Sorry for the inconvenience

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Mood: Sick of the cold already

CD Playing: Ramones: Their loudest,toughest hits

Song playing: I wanna be sedated

And that's all I have to say about that

Oh yeah Doin the Lucy Hoedown.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Mood: Tired but Lovestruck

DVD Playing: SNL The best of Christopher Walken


"I have a fever and the only perscription is more cowbell."- Christopher Walken

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

How's that for a slice of fried gold?.-ED from Shaun of the dead

You can't stop it. You cannot stop it.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Mood: Happy

DVD playing: MST3K Santa Claus conquers the martians." Droppo you are the laziest man on Mars."-Martian Leader